Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit
(Source: tibets)
I can’t click my reblog button hard enough
It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.
reblog this everytime i see it. soooo cute!
oh my gosh uwu it’s so cute!
(Source: dyslexicdan)
HOW TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND
- rip your shirt off every 10 minutes no matter where you are
- always call your significant other by their german translated name
- wear your clothes inside-out call yourself “daddy-o”
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
So this just happened.
She’s one of us.
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
this is actually what he does when he goes on hiatus
[hisses loudly]
DUDE SHUT UP
DAVE YOU ARE BEING DISRUPTIVE.
I WILL TAKE ALL YOU MOTHERFCUKERS DOWN
COME THE FUCK AT ME I CAN FUCK YOU UP WITH MY HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BAC DONT TEST ME MOTHERFUCKERS
DAVID LORAINE STRIDER I WILL NEVER ALCHEMIZE APPLE JUICE FOR YOU EVER AGAIN IF YOU DON’T STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE SHIT RIGHT NOW
im sorry
[hisses quietly]
OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK
being a girl is really fucking expensive
Because men have more muscle mass, they burn about 20 percent more calories doing nothing, even at the same height, and men are on average 5 inches taller than women, which further widens the calorie burning gap. So men have to eat more.
this was about makeup
pads and tampons aren’t that cheap either
Or bras. Those just cost way too much for just keeping my boobs up.
that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan
the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold
oh my god
foxy grandpa
I cAN’T TeLL iF I’M LaUgHING Or HAvING An ASTHMA aTtCK FUCK
S C R E A M I N G
THIS
TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMGI’M CRYING
IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK
NO SLEEPING TONIGHT
NOPE
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
