foxy grandpa
I cAN’T TeLL iF I’M LaUgHING Or HAvING An ASTHMA aTtCK FUCK
S C R E A M I N G
THIS
TOOK ME OFF GUARD
OMGI’M CRYING
IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY FUCK
NO SLEEPING TONIGHT
NOPE
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHOTOSET IN THE WORLD
THIS JUST IN
CROSSOVERS ARE NOT A BAD THING!!!!
YOU WANNA CROSSOVER HOMESTUCK AND OFF?
GO AHEAD!!!!
YOU WANNA CROSSOVER DANGAN RONPA AND HOMESTUCK?
WHY THE HELL NOT???
YOU WANNA CROSSOVER OFF AND THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE?
THEN DO IT!!!
STOP BEING A DICK ABOUT CROSSOVERS, IT’S NOT HURTING YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
And the award of best comment on any of my posts ever goes to tumblr user theemptypot
can you imagine how amazing and mindblowing it would be to meet people who’ve lived for generations on a continent you didn’t know existed, full of food you’ve never tasted and weather you’ve never experienced, and who have languages and religions and cultures that aren’t in any way influenced by yours
that would be completely unbelievable and valuable beyond words
or, you know, you could kill them all and build colonies
(Source: celeryandhummus)
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
Finally saying goodbye to an Ex-friend once and for all. It might hurt but it’s all for the best.
Never force yourself to be friends with a person who insults and ignores you. It’s never worth it.
AMEN
Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.
I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?
These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.
Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.
i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete
i´m done with this site
so that’s why the sea is salty
if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character
except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin
and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was
I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath
and be like
“I AM THAT CHARACTER”
Don’t lie to me you bastard.
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
Longer than 30 words, but I’m making an exception. I absolutely love this.
